REASONS PIPPY IS BETTER THAN JON'S OTHER DOG

  1. Pippy is much smaller and is easier to carry
  2. Pippy sleeps in the small of my back or I can't fall to bed.
  3. My other dog brings dead bird parts into the house and PIPPY wouldn't dare.
  4. My other dog is like a real dog and likes to chase tennis balls and bark and PIPPY doesn't
  5. PIPPY gets more attention at the mall and on Instagram
  6. If I am petting my other dog PIPPY will fight for me