STUFF THAT HAPPENED AT JON'S BAR MITZVAH
@lenadunham hmmmmm let me think
- •I went to the Chabad house with my fiancé leslie and her parentsI was 27. I didn't have one when I was a kid because I didn't like going to them so I took a pass. I'm what you call an OG party pooper.
- •We bar mitzvahedI got real emotional and bawled. You usually know when you might have a cry but this cry came from the middle of nowhere. The whole thing took about ten minutes tops which was fantastic.
- •We left the Chabad house
- •We went to the falafel kingBecause I got to choose.
- •I got pensA very cool tradition when you think about it
- •I went home and leslie and I had sexBecause how many people get to have a bar mitzvah and a fuck in the same day?
- •We went to the movies
- •The end