"not into drama or BS"
  1. marilyn monroe quote.
    specifically "...if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
  2. "swipe right to find out more"
  3. awarding bonus points.
    "bonus points if you know where this picture was taken!"
  4. vague self-affirmation.
    "born to dream" "smiles go miles"
  5. vague self-deprecation.
    "looking for love in all the wrong places" "i laugh at my jokes so you don't have to"
  6. ironic relationship with food.
    "currently in a LTR relationship with mozzarella sticks"
  7. reason for geographical proximity.
    "interning in NY for the summer!"
  8. myers & briggs score ("INFJ") or astrology sign ("gemini!")
  9. universal traits.
    "i love to laugh" "i love meeting new people"
  10. explanation of group photo.
    "i'm the one on the left"