THINGS MY FRIEND JOSH SAYS ABOUT HIS AWESOME DAD, WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TODAY.

  1. He's kind of a big deal.
  2. He's nice to everyone. Even people he doesn't like (but they'd never know since he's so nice to them).
  3. He never puts himself first. Unless it's to be first on the scene to help someone.
  4. He taught me to always remember that Elvis is king and the Yankees suck.
  5. Always be in a position to have options.
  6. Know how to mow the lawn, drive a stick, and shave.
  7. Never dabble. If you're gonna do something, do it.
  8. He's got a library named after him.