By the Late Ronnie Shakes
My favorite comic
- •I live every day like it was my last. I wake up, I cough up blood…
- •I always wanted to be the last guy on earth just to see if all those women were lying to me.
- •I just blew 5000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar. I figure what the hell you only live once.
- •I got thrown in jail on a trumped up charge. They said you get one call. Nobody called.