True or False

This is a list of things that I honestly don't know if they really happened
  1. I played table tennis at halftime for the Harlem Globetrotters
  2. I played bass in an R&B cover band in Chicago and during a song someone was shot on the dance floor
  3. I was hired to tune a piano at Carnegie Recital Hall and spilled a shot of bourbon into the piano
  4. I had a call in radio show about altzeiners and everybody was a first time caller