THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT MOST PEOPLE, FOR SOME REASON UNKNOWN TO ME, SEEM TO LOVE

In honor of Halloween --which I loathe with such a passion and yet nobody will stop discussing with me this week-- I present those other things I hate that always get the response, "NO! Wait. Seriously?"
  1. Halloween
  2. The Princess Bride
  3. Holding your baby
  4. Adele
  5. Hocus Pocus
  6. Sam Smith
  7. Back to the Future
  8. American Horror Story
  9. David Sedaris' Naked
  10. Star Wars
  11. The Kardashians
  12. Frasier
  13. The Real Housewives of (wherever)
  14. New Year's Eve
  15. Bloody Marys
  16. It Follows
  17. Cemetery Screenings
  18. Cards Against Humanity
  19. Potato chips
  20. Hummus
  21. E.T.