Media Questions During My Scandinavian Speaking Tour

  1. Copenhagen: "How did you get Obama to say 'Yes We Can'?"
  2. Oslo: "What happened when you had to write speeches that said 'No We Can't'?"
  3. Copenhagen: "Can you comment on the Tyrion Lannister quote, 'Eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles'?"
  4. Stockholm: "How do you enjoy life as a screenwriter after working on the television show 1600 Penn?"
    Fuck you, Lovett
  5. Oslo: "I read somewhere that you have a collection of Aviator shades - is this true?"
  6. Follow up: "Can we see them?"