THOUGHT PROCESS WHEN I BUY TYLENOL

  1. I should get the generic, it's cheaper.
  2. Yeah but what if it's not as safe?
  3. Imagine what it means if that's true. Imagine what it means if CVS actually sells less safe fake Tylenol.
  4. But still.
  5. You're an idiot.
  6. I've been standing here for ten minutes.