Taking this as serious as I possibly can.
  1. Dwight Eisenhower's ghost
    Static
    I like Ike.
  2. Fitzgerald Grant
    Static
    Election would be rigged anyway.
  3. "Mellie" Grant
    Static
    It's her turn.
  4. Susan Ross
    Static
    Flawed and decent.
  5. Ainsley Hayes
    Static
    From the steam trunk pipe distribution center to the Oval Office.