5 Republicans I would vote for as President before Donald Trump.

Taking this as serious as I possibly can.
  1. 1.
    Dwight Eisenhower's ghost
    I like Ike.
  2. 2.
    Fitzgerald Grant
    Election would be rigged anyway.
  3. 3.
    "Mellie" Grant
    It's her turn.
  4. 4.
    Susan Ross
    Flawed and decent.
  5. 5.
    Ainsley Hayes
    From the steam trunk pipe distribution center to the Oval Office.