Fictional Non-Fiction Best Sellers
Titles of books that I wish I could write
- •The Thing About Buttholes Is..A whimsical collection of humorous, informative, and inspirational essays about the anus.
- •From Donald to MichelleHow Donald Trump's unexpected and disastrous Presidency led to Michelle Obama's historical and prosperous Presidency.
- •Wu Tang is for the ChildrenLife lessons from the hip-hop legends presented as fables for elementary aged children.
- •Thoughts Arrive Like ButterfliesExamining the deep philosophical and spiritual messages in 1990s grunge & alt rock music.
- •The Masturbator (And other tales of sex and life)Autobiographical stories focusing on my sex life. Sometimes sad, sometimes funny, and occasionally even sexy.
- •BallsA book about my obsession with sports.
- •I Can EvenMotivational essays for millennials.