If I split my soul into 7 horcruxes

  1. 1.
    A comfy couch
    Of course.
  2. 2.
    An awesome mixtape
    The mixtape track listing will be another list.
  3. 3.
    A bottle of Maker's Mark
    My Kentuckian grandmother passed down a love for the brand.
  4. 4.
    A football
    I always have a football nearby to grab onto and toss around. Calms me and helps me collect my thoughts.
  5. 5.
    The Cutting Edge on VHS
    "Toe pick."
  6. 6.
    A package of Haribo Gold Bears Gummi candy
  7. 7.
    This graphic tee