1. The Invisible Man
    Just to be able to disappear in a literal sense, to match the metaphorical ways I try to disappear.
  2. Alicorn
    Just an awesome thing to be.
  3. Wolverine
  4. A 100% Un-problematic Politician.
    The most unrealistic of all my choices here.
  5. Bridge Troll
    I would be a chill bridge troll. Instead of asking travelers riddles in order to pass I'd just ask them about where they are coming from and where they are headed. Then bombard them with whatever useless information I have that is tangentially related to their journey until they leave.