Mythical creatures I would like to be
- •The Invisible ManJust to be able to disappear in a literal sense, to match the metaphorical ways I try to disappear.
- •AlicornJust an awesome thing to be.
- •A 100% Un-problematic Politician.The most unrealistic of all my choices here.
- •Bridge TrollI would be a chill bridge troll. Instead of asking travelers riddles in order to pass I'd just ask them about where they are coming from and where they are headed. Then bombard them with whatever useless information I have that is tangentially related to their journey until they leave.