People I feel guilty admitting that I was sexually attracted to.
Most of these were fleeting, thankfully.
- •Anna Nicole SmithBy the time of the tragic end to her tragic life I felt less guilty.
- •Jenny McCarthySomething about those early 90s Blonde Playboy models.
- •Zack MorrisI mostly just loved the hair and waited to steal it.
- •Kelly RippaStarted on All My Children many years ago when she was a brunette bad girl, but has never really gone away. And I don't care for her talk show at all.
- •Ashelee SimpsonI dunno.
- •Kristen CavallariSomething about her reminds me of severals girls I was into in High School that were just awful people.
- •Kourtney KardashianDitto from above.
- •Selena GomezBecause I feel like a creep since she still looks so young.
- •Stacy DashFor reasons that are probably obvious.
- •Christine O'DonnellAlways abhorred her as a person, but has a weird crush on her in late 90s.