Most of these were fleeting, thankfully.
  1. Anna Nicole Smith
    Static
    By the time of the tragic end to her tragic life I felt less guilty.
  2. Jenny McCarthy
    Static
    Something about those early 90s Blonde Playboy models.
  3. Zack Morris
    Static
    I mostly just loved the hair and waited to steal it.
  4. Kelly Rippa
    Static
    Started on All My Children many years ago when she was a brunette bad girl, but has never really gone away. And I don't care for her talk show at all.
  5. Ashelee Simpson
    Static
    I dunno.
  6. Kristen Cavallari
    Static
    Something about her reminds me of severals girls I was into in High School that were just awful people.
  7. Kourtney Kardashian
    Static
    Ditto from above.
  8. Selena Gomez
    Static
    Because I feel like a creep since she still looks so young.
  9. Stacy Dash
    Static
    For reasons that are probably obvious.
  10. Christine O'Donnell
    Static
    Always abhorred her as a person, but has a weird crush on her in late 90s.