Since I'll never likely appear on Inside the Actor's Studio.
  1. What is your favorite word?
  2. What is your least favorite word?
  3. What turns you on?
    Connection. Intimacy.
  4. What turns you off?
    Ignorance, especially of the willful variety.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Shit 💩
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Moans of pleasure during certain acts of physical intimacy.
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Sound of my phone ringing.
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Considering I am unemployed and without a profession currently the possibilities are endless. My dream job is to be Show Runner (writer/producer) for a television series I created.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    I have somehow never had to be a waiter, and I say God Bless anyone who was or is doing that job but I hope I never have to.
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "I'm sorry."