The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire
Since I'll never likely appear on Inside the Actor's Studio.
- •What is your favorite word?Hallelujah
- •What is your least favorite word?Trump
- •What turns you on?Connection. Intimacy.
- •What turns you off?Ignorance, especially of the willful variety.
- •What is your favorite curse word?Shit 💩
- •What sound or noise do you love?Moans of pleasure during certain acts of physical intimacy.
- •What sound or noise do you hate?Sound of my phone ringing.
- •What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Considering I am unemployed and without a profession currently the possibilities are endless. My dream job is to be Show Runner (writer/producer) for a television series I created.
- •What profession would you not like to do?I have somehow never had to be a waiter, and I say God Bless anyone who was or is doing that job but I hope I never have to.
- •If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"I'm sorry."