THINGS THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

Inspired by @magic
  1. Being lifelong crippling insomniac
  2. Anxiety over aforementioned lifelong insomnia
  3. Fear of dying in my sleep
  4. Fear of having night terrors
  5. Analyzing how many different ways I've wasted my time that day.
  6. Being tempted to check my ex-wife's social media accounts.
    Being tempted to call or text her as well.
  7. Thinking about my finances
  8. Thinking about my lack of a job/career path
    And examining all the bad choices I've made to end up here.
  9. Watching the same late night episode of "SportsCenter" several times over.