Top 5 Places I check my iPhone and/or post to social media apps.
Including right now.
- •The bathroom.You're lying if you say you don't.
- •From my bed.Often while phone is connected to charger.
- •Red lights/Stop signs/Traffic JamsBut I put it down when I'm driving. I promise.
- •Eating at a busy restaurant while alone.It's nice no longer having to eat alone and stare into the dead space, so as not to creep another person out by staring at them.
- •Your Mother's Bed.Usually while she is making me a sandwich afterwards, but don't make it weird or get angry. Your mom is a good woman, she deserves a little fun.