1. Alligators
  2. The dark
  3. Dancing
  4. Going fast
  5. Swimming
  6. Failure
  7. Performing in front of others
  8. Balding
  9. Losing Shalene
  10. Dying prematurely
  11. Getting in an accident while drinking from my Hydroflask
    Giant metal bottle through my face?
  12. Someone opening their driver-side door right as I'm biking by
  13. Someone hitting my driver-side door while I've still got my left leg outside the car
  14. Cutting my finger on a closing tape measure
  15. The dumbbell rack collapsing on my foot when returning weights to their place