PUN NAMES FOR DAYS OF THE WEEK THAT JUSTIFY MY DRINKING HABIT
- •Sunday Funday!a classic
- •Monday (more)Funday!can't improve on a classic
- •Tuesday Boozeday!self-explanatory
- •Wednesday Friendsday!"friends" = Johnnie Walker and Old Grand-Dad
- •Thursday Slursday!bonus points for pronouncing both words like "day" rhymes with "dee"
- •Friday Highday!ppl used to call getting drunk getting high I mean listen to Billy Joel. "Captain Jack will get you high tonight" I mean cmon
- •Saturday Satyrday!satyr: "one of a class of lustful, drunken woodland gods," according to myth