1. Sunday Funday!
    a classic
  2. Monday (more)Funday!
    can't improve on a classic
  3. Tuesday Boozeday!
  4. Wednesday Friendsday!
    "friends" = Johnnie Walker and Old Grand-Dad
  5. Thursday Slursday!
    bonus points for pronouncing both words like "day" rhymes with "dee"
  6. Friday Highday!
    ppl used to call getting drunk getting high I mean listen to Billy Joel. "Captain Jack will get you high tonight" I mean cmon
  7. Saturday Satyrday!
    satyr: "one of a class of lustful, drunken woodland gods," according to myth