Things My Über Driver Deserves a Tip for Last Night
Don't drink and drive people. Get an über.
- •Going through the McDonalds drive through
- •Stopping so that my friend's girlfriend can get out and puke
- •Listening to my concerns about my cat while we wait for our food
- •Turning around in the middle of a major road because I yelled TURN! at the wrong time
- •Being generally pleasant at 2am