Things My Über Driver Deserves a Tip for Last Night

Don't drink and drive people. Get an über.
  1. Going through the McDonalds drive through
  2. Stopping so that my friend's girlfriend can get out and puke
  3. Listening to my concerns about my cat while we wait for our food
  4. Turning around in the middle of a major road because I yelled TURN! at the wrong time
  5. Being generally pleasant at 2am