CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

This book lends itself to a feature film adaptation also.
  1. Becoming fat and hiding food.
  2. Straightening my fringe and getting my period.
  3. Formative years that I would not repeat for £30,000,000.
  4. Losing weight and learning to use a washing machine.
  5. Getting burgled and becoming a socialist.