I work as a manny for a nine year old boy who often says outrageously funny things. Hopefully, this list will get him an overall development deal with Warner Brothers.
- •"A penis has its own brain. It controls itself. It's freaky. "I think he will greatly benefit from sex ed in a couple of years.
- •Simply singing "Uptown Funk"
- •"Castle is spelled so weird. Also, I ate sand one time when I was little."
- •"My hair on my arm is like a forest."
- •"I need to use the bathroom. Actually, I'm just going to lie down."
- •(With a big grin on his face) "My anaconda don't..."
- •"I kind of want to spit on my hand and then do an armpit fart."#gamechanger
- •"One of the advantages of night swimming: no sunscreen. Score!"
- •(While watching "House") "Why is everything about sex with doctors?"
- •"That's a disturbing question. There's an ad that says, 'Who will you marry?'"Even at 24, I find that to be a disturbing question.