Qualities I Find Attractive in a Woman
Study this list, ladies (or don't because you are your own person and who am I to tell you what to do?)
- •Sense of humorIf you don't love The Office, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. If you loved The Office, you would get this.
- •A great smileAnd dimples
- •Lives on the east side of LAThe valley is also acceptable.
- •Went to sleep away camp growing upIf you also worked there in college, marry me.
- •Is a dog personLet's face it, cats are kinda dicks.
- •Allows me to open doors for herI refuse to let chivalry die.
- •PunctualityDang, girl. I love it how you be respecting the time of others and stuff.
- •JewishI don't discriminate, but it will make it easier for my mom (and sisters) to fall in love with you.