Strange Facts About Me
These are strange facts about me that are absolutely real
- •I have three nipplesMy third nipple is not a full on Man with the Golden nipple, but it is 100% there. My dermatologist, Dr. John Williams, confirmed it (in between scoring the best movies).
- •I cannot close my right eye without closing my left eyeI make up for it though with my excellent left eye winks.
- •I do not go in the oceanOn a completely unrelated note, Jaws is one of my favorite movies.
- •My first three girlfriends were named SamanthaSami (spring of third grade to December of fourth grade), Sammi (March of fourth grade to mid summer), Sam (sixth grade: not even two days).
- •I have a scar on my lip and I cannot remember where it came from.Perhaps, one of the Samanthas can shed some light on this issue.