I am trusting the community to steal nothing from me
  1. Yourhopelessplace.tumblr.com (you know like we found love in a ...bulldozer etc)
  2. Joyner = THE BEST
  3. Shield = THE WORST (standalone or in front of an expression of concern or apology)
  4. Soy. Instead of so. Soy sounds like how Australians say So. It works trust me.
  5. Duang. A new Chinese character that adds emphasis. Kind of like soy. For something really amazing say "SOY DUANG".