Things That Are Considered Seasonal That Should Not Be Seasonal

yes, i know this is very specific but this has been the core of my daily rants with elizabeth this week. (i apologize for the excessive caps lock and the overuse of the word fuck in this list, but i'm fucking passionate about this shit)
  1. ICE CREAM
    this is the thing that inspired this list. why the FUCK is ice cream considered a summer food???? if you only eat ice cream in the summer you do not have a high quality of life i can tell you that right now
  2. POPSICLES
    refreshing and perfect on a summer's day. but also literally any fucking day ever because i'm probably dehydrated as fuck
  3. HOT CHOCOLATE
    coffee is not seasonal, but hot chocolate is only a winter drink? like what the fuck? chocolate should never be discriminated and should be enjoyed 365/365 days of the year
  4. LEMONADE
    someone fucking tell me why i can't get medina county fair lemonade all year round???
  5. JEANS
    I WEAR JEANS ALL YEAR ROUND! YOU WANNA FIGHT???? JEANS ARE THE ONLY THING I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN AND SUMMER WEATHER IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT JEANS ARE COMFY AS FUCK
  6. GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
    i fucking pay $5 a box for that shit and you're tryna tell me that i can only get this ish one-two months a year??? gurl bye
  7. THE COLOR BLACK
    BISH I'M DEPRESSED DON'T TRY TO TELL ME I CAN'T WEAR DARK COLORS IN THE SUMMER I AM DEAD ON THE INSIDE
  8. PEPPERMINT
    you're a freaking noob if you only have peppermint flavored things around christmas time jus sayin
  9. PUMPKIN
    okay i get it pumpkin is a fall fruit/squash but when ya girl craves pumpkin in april when she's on her period she should be able to get some on the reg
  10. PIE
    WHO THE FUCK DECIDED WE ONLY EAT PIE ON THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA???? THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE IT SHOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO EAT PIE ANYTIME I WANT
  11. CARAMEL APPLES
    bitch what the fuck if it's february 3rd and i want a caramel apple I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A CARAMEL APPLE IT'S AN EASY CONCEPT
  12. CAPRESE SALAD AT PANERA
    i'm actually willing to pay $8 or a plate of fresh mozzarella and tomatoes why is that only on your menu for three months ??!!