1. Should have just asked for Starbucks for Xmas.
  2. Should have just asked for Starbucks and silence for Xmas
  3. Starbucks is the highlight of my Xmas: I either need way more meth or way less.
  4. I'm too embarrassed to admit I still don't understand the sizes.
  5. Maybe if I put rat bait in my pumpkin spice fuck my life...