5 things I imagine the people in line w me at Starbucks are thinking.
- •Should have just asked for Starbucks for Xmas.
- •Should have just asked for Starbucks and silence for Xmas
- •Starbucks is the highlight of my Xmas: I either need way more meth or way less.
- •I'm too embarrassed to admit I still don't understand the sizes.
- •Maybe if I put rat bait in my pumpkin spice fuck my life...