TAG LINES FOR WHEN I MAKE IT ONTO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ

  1. Some call me a homewrecker, but I prefer home renovation expert!
  2. I ONLY live in excess 😏 *hair flip and internally cry hoping no one finds out I'm broke and painted my Payless shoes red to look like Louboutins 🙃*
  3. My secret to being a perfect wife? Sandwiches, blowjobs, and Jesus!