EXCUSES I'VE MADE UP ABOUT FOOD

Indulge my insanity
  1. 1.
    If you eat it while standing up, it doesn't count
  2. 2.
    If you eat it in the car, it doesn't count
  3. 3.
    If you eat it while you're crying, it doesn't count
  4. 4.
    If you eat it before you go to the gym, it doesn't count