IS 2016 THE YEAR?

  1. Is 2016 the year I get to start wearing my robe on quick errands?
  2. Is 2016 the year I get to eat food without gaining weight?
  3. Is 2016 the year flights are .10 cents/mile?
  4. Is 2016 the year I'll get laser hair removal so that I can stop tending to my underarms and upper lip?