- •Bad facial hairie patchy or not uniform--like a soul patch or that kind of goatee that is only on the chin and no hair anywhere else or a lone mustache
- •Incapable of being goofy or weirdLike too serious or just DULLLLL
- •Lame shoesHow hard is it for a guy to get some cool sexy shoes?? Apparently very
- •Liking guns
- •Making people feel bad for liking some band/movie/show/etcCan't you just let them/me like the thing and move on? Do you have to make us feel like idiots?? Gtfo
- •Thinks he's the funniest one in the room and gets mad if anyone else tries to make any jokes tooPlus they never are actually the funniest one in the room
- •Rage problems
- •Loving "Family Guy"