WAYS THAT DATING IS EXACTLY LIKE JOB-HUNTING

  1. Sometimes you just wanna lie about your résumé
  2. How soon is too soon to follow up with them
  3. What am I gonna wear
  4. The nerves ab the interview give you gas pains
    I mean *I* don't get them; I hear other people do.. what's gas? 😅
  5. You apply and you're annoyed bc you feel like you're overqualified but then they don't even hire you
  6. Don't seem too desperate!
  7. Don't seem too bored!
  8. Deciding whether or not you should settle
  9. I need to listen to a very specific pump-up playlist to get courage to do anything brave