How to prepare yourself when Germans will visit your hotel
- •Don't mention the war.If you mention it once you can probably get away with it
- •Stock up on meat.The German diet consists of large quantities of meat. At some point they will volunteer to get meat. Assure them you have meat in ze buildink.
- •Hitler, Himmler, forget them.
- •Von Ribbentrop?Yes that was one too.
- •Eva Prawn.
- •The schrapnel in your leg is from the war.The KOREAN war.
- •If they accuse you of starting it, they did! They invaded Poland.
- •Practice your funny walk.
- •WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY!