How to prepare yourself when Germans will visit your hotel

  1. Don't mention the war.
    If you mention it once you can probably get away with it
  2. Stock up on meat.
    The German diet consists of large quantities of meat. At some point they will volunteer to get meat. Assure them you have meat in ze buildink.
  3. Hitler, Himmler, forget them.
  4. Von Ribbentrop?
    Yes that was one too.
  5. Eva Prawn.
  6. The schrapnel in your leg is from the war.
    The KOREAN war.
  7. If they accuse you of starting it, they did! They invaded Poland.
  8. Practice your funny walk.
  9. WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY!