1. The Exalibur weight.
    A weight so heavy only that one semi-pro dead lifter that works out in your gym can lift. Saves all of us other not so skilled guys (and gals) assembling a weight that we can't lift and then have to disassemble again. Just have it there to stare in our faces so that we train harder.
  2. The balance rower
    Yes I can row on the indoor rowing machine 5k in half an hour. Then I go to an actual lake and fall in because the boat is all wobbly. Fix that! Make indoor rowers also wobbly so we can train on gracefully entering and leaving a rowing boat.
  3. The Thai foamroller
    Two editions, one with a dildo glued on for the women, and one with a fleshlight glued in for the men. So that you can foamroll yourself to a happy end. For the moaning noises these additions will not make a difference.