The least bit impressed geek

I suppose I should confess
  1. I'm the only tester of my darkest realm and it's origin story
  2. I'm my only queen in this LGBT Wet DREAM
  3. I'm my own ORGANIC Synthesizer QI BOMB CREATOR WITH REALITY FOR TECHNOLOGY AND ITS PROPRIETARY DISGRESSIONS
  4. I'm The "WON" who never got her honorary degree
  5. IMAGINE MY CLITORAL Stimulation PACKAGE HUMMING AT ITS OWN HEART RATE OF 128 BPM in low BASS DECIBELS FOR INTIMATE FREAK IN THE SHEETS WITH YOuRS TRULY
  6. TRY IN DARK MODES TOO