I plead the fifth
  1. You're a bitch
  2. No, seriously, you're a bitch
  3. He is NOT flirting with you, it's all in your head you are a homewrecker
  4. STOP CRUSHING ON HIM this will result in just heartbreak
  5. And if he does cheat on her with you, will you even still like him then?
  6. And we all know if he breaks up with her to be with you, you'll stop having a crush on him because he'll seem desperate
    Because let's be real, you're a piece of shit person who only likes what you can't have.
  7. Stop thinking about him!!!!!!!
  8. Fuck it, you're going to hell