Things I Really Need to Stop Doing

  1. Ordering a completely wild thing off a menu, mainly because it sounds interesting, even if it's not really what I'm in the mood for so I end up not liking it and giving it to friends and wasting money!!!
    It's been two days since that dinner and I still hate myself for doing this
  2. Talk about how much alcohol I drink
    Oh shit I'm doing it again
  3. Pretending I've read Harry Potter to avoid the "wtf you haven't read Harry Potter?" reaction
  4. Sing along to the radio in cars with people I don't know well
  5. Singing "I'm feelin' myself" out loud every time I take a selfie in public
  6. Drawing dicks on everything I snap
    Because apparently I am not a 13 year old boy
  7. Talk about how much alcohol I'm NOT drinking