THOUGHTS AFTER MY FIRST DAY IN NEW YORK

My wife and I are in New York City for the first time. We've been here a day, and this is how I feel.
  1. Holy crap. This is awesome
  2. That's a friggen huge tree.
  3. That's a friggen huge cathedral.
  4. These are all friggen huge buildings.
  5. I wish our hotel room wasn't so close to the elevator.
  6. There are so many people here.
  7. My espresso was better than I expected.
  8. Grand Central was cool.
  9. There are so many people.
  10. A man selling hot dogs out of a cart would be weird in the suburbs.
  11. People have been nicer than they are in Texas.