1. Clickbait
    It's always so disappointing!
  2. Vague motivational quotes
    You're an adult. Just buck up and handle your business.
  3. Cold weather
    I don't mean cool weather. I mean having to scrape ice off my car in the morning and being forced to wear several layers. Especially if it brings snow.
  4. Being hungry
    I get hangry
  5. The whip / nae nae
  6. Horoscopes
    Horoscopes/astrological signs seem like total BS to me. No way everyone born in a month or so window is all the same and will have the same life experiences/outcomes/luck. You deserve to be disappointed if you put any stock in horoscopes.
  7. Minions
    My hate knows no bounds