THINGS I DON'T LOOK FORWARD TO ABOUT CHRISTMAS SEASON

  1. The Salvation Army bell people
  2. Inadequate decorations
  3. Excessive decorations
  4. Stupid Santa Clause things
  5. People telling me I need to wear Beard ornaments
  6. Too many people everywhere
  7. Ungrateful kids
  8. Random Santas everywhere
  9. Getting grass as a gift