THINGS I GOOGLED THAT SHOWED ZERO PICTURES OF STARBUCKS CUPS WITH "MERRY CHRISTMAS" PRINTED ON THEM

  1. Starbucks Christmas cup 2014
  2. Starbucks Christmas cup 2013
  3. Starbucks Christmas cup 2012
  4. Starbucks Christmas cup 2011
  5. Starbucks Christmas cup 2010
  6. Starbucks Christmas cup 2009
  7. Starbucks Christmas cup 2008
  8. Starbucks Christmas cup 2007
  9. Starbucks Christmas cup Merry Christmas
    At that point I gave up