Authors Whose Widely Reported Book Deals Were for More Than, Ahem, $7.5 Million, to My Knowledge

To be clear, this list is about pride/excitement/admiration for @bjnovak and @mindy. As in, this is what league these two are batting in, and that's so fucking amazing and wonderful...
  1. Bill Clinton.
  2. Keith Richards.
  3. Pope John Paul 2.
  4. Alan Greenspan.
  5. J. K. Rowling.
  6. Hillary Clinton.
  7. I think that's about it. Really. So...