1. I've never been.
    Even though my PhD is in English.
  2. @SaraKippur is with me.
  3. Our kids are not.
  4. I have almost no plans.
  5. ... except eating really well.
  6. I feel no responsibility to do tourist shit.
  7. There are some great London lists already.
  8. I didn't tell people at work.
    So my only social media outlet is this one.
  9. Suggestions?