Things to Ask a Hitchhiker Before You Let Them in Your Car

  1. 1.
    Are you a serial killer?
  2. 2.
    Are a regular killer?
  3. 3.
    What temperature do you like for the drive?
  4. 4.
    Are you sure you don't want to kill me?
  5. 5.
    Could you chip in some money for gas?
  6. 6.
    Where are you going?
  7. 7.
    Is that a serial killer convention?
  8. 8.
    Would you be upset if I decided to not let you ride with me?