PHOTOS FROM THE PUSH-UP CONTEST I HAD WITH MY SIX-MONTH-OLD NIECE

I destroyed her, by the way. Step up your game Sadie! If you come at the king you best not miss!
  1. Sadie, are you even trying?
  2. Get your head in the game girl.
  3. Stop looking at me, this is why you're losing.
  4. "See that point in the distance, that's how far ahead of me Josh is."
  5. Okay, you have one. I'm at 17 so this isn't looking good.
  6. What are you doing with your leg dude? Who's your trainer? He's teaching terrible form.
  7. Don't pout, no one likes a sore loser.
  8. I don't care if your trainer would count that as one, I'm not. Your stomach hasn't even left the ground.
  9. Okay, okay! I'll count it. Just don't tell your mom I was mean, she scares me.