Weird Shit to Know About Harold Bornstein, Trump's Weird Ass Doctor

  1. The back of his business cards are written in Italian, with the phrase “dottore molto famoso,” or “very famous doctor,” below his name.
  2. He has been "treating" Trump since 1980.
  3. A photograph of Dr Bornstein's own phsychoanalyst hangs in his medical office.
  4. Also in his office: a small, naked doll sitting on the ground — which he calls “a naked doorstop.”
  5. His father, also a doctor, had Anne Bancroft as a patient.
  6. He has a long mane of hair, not unlike that worn by Vigo the Carpathian, the special villain from Ghostbusters 2, which Dr. Bornstein credits to finasteride, the very same drug he prescribes to Trump for his dimension-defying hair.
  7. In high school, he played in a band called “Doc Bornstein and the Interns.”