Fortune Cookie Realism
- •You will regret eating this cookie
- •I hope you didn't have the fish
- •You were told last time the Kung Pao was too spicy
- •Uber is currently surging.
- •That extra won ton, that was one too many.
- •Yes the sweet and sour chicken was the better choice
- •There is no such thing as deep fried ice cream. I don't know what you ate
- •You'll forget to check Yelp and return here.