Fortune Cookie Realism

  1. You will regret eating this cookie
  2. I hope you didn't have the fish
  3. You were told last time the Kung Pao was too spicy
  4. Uber is currently surging.
  5. That extra won ton, that was one too many.
  6. Yes the sweet and sour chicken was the better choice
  7. There is no such thing as deep fried ice cream. I don't know what you ate
  8. You'll forget to check Yelp and return here.