THINGS I GOT BETTER AT AFTER MOVING IN WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

  1. Lying very still after waking up.
  2. Taking out the trash.
  3. Flossing. (Not sure why this happened.)
  4. Going to bed at a reasonable hour.
  5. Putting away clean laundry instead of letting it sit in a pile.
  6. Not leaving the house.
  7. Using a power drill.
  8. Hiding the fact that I'm a gross monster.
  9. Appreciation of Dog Instagram
    Suggested by   @maris
  10. Foot rubs
    Suggested by   @maris