Things Angelenos ask Red Cross in 2018 after Trump crashes economy and they're handed food rations

  1. "Does the powdered milk contain lactose?"
  2. "Do you have a vegan option to the survival meat bar?"
  3. "Bottled water? Are you trying to poison us? Have you never heard of BPA??"
  4. "Do you know the name, age, and weight of the cow from where this jerky came?"
  5. "I'm not eating anything called 'Plumpy Nut'. Don't you have 'Skinny Nut'? Besides, Tanner and Dustin have peanut allergies..."
  6. "Was the freeze-dried pork chop locally sourced?"
  7. "Is the instant pasta gluten free?"
  8. "Is the Spam organic?"