Weird Things I've Had to Say to My Kids
Being a parent is an adventure within an adventure
- •Don't lick the porch.
- •Where did you get that poop?
- •Don't touch the dogs butt.
- •Stop eating the grass.
- •We don't eat the dog food.
- •You just cut the inside of my nose.
- •Why did you eat the apple core?
- •Get your face out of my butt.
- •Don't say "ninja turtle stinky tooty butt"
- •Get the apple out of your shoe.
- •The dog is not a horse.
- •The balloon was already dead!
- •We can't drink from the toilet!